I blame the Queen
There’s not much you can blame the Queen for. She’s not to blame for Brexit, she wasn’t the reason this country went through a recession. The roads, the trains, the economy, the weather – no matter what you moan about, none of it’s her fault. But this thing with the Princess’s fingernails is.
Only natural looking nails are permitted at royal events under a ruling by the Queen. That doesn’t sound like the sort of restriction that would cause too much worry for the likes of Kate Middleton, although it’s cramps her style a bit.
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